1 00:00:04,759 --> 00:00:06,759 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:12,039 ["Stayin' Alive" playing] 3 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:23,919 ♪ You can tell By the way I use my walk ♪ 4 00:00:23,919 --> 00:00:26,399 ♪ I'm a woman's man No time to talk ♪ 5 00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:28,399 ♪ Music loud and women warm ♪ 6 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:30,959 ♪ I've been kicked around Since I was born ♪ 7 00:00:30,959 --> 00:00:33,159 ♪ It's alright, it's okay ♪ 8 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,519 ♪ You may look the other way ♪ 9 00:00:35,519 --> 00:00:37,599 ♪ We can try to understand ♪ 10 00:00:37,599 --> 00:00:39,559 ♪ The New York Times' Effect on man ♪ 11 00:00:39,559 --> 00:00:41,719 ♪ Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother ♪ 12 00:00:41,719 --> 00:00:44,238 ♪ You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 13 00:00:44,559 --> 00:00:46,839 ♪ Feel the city breaking And everybody shaking, people ♪ 14 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,839 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 15 00:00:48,839 --> 00:00:53,159 ♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪ 16 00:00:53,159 --> 00:01:00,119 ♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha Stayin' alive... ♪ 17 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:15,599 Can I have some breakfast, please? 18 00:01:15,999 --> 00:01:18,479 It's three quid for a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich. 19 00:01:27,159 --> 00:01:28,159 And obviously, 20 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:30,079 if you wanted it heated up it's another tenner. 21 00:01:30,879 --> 00:01:31,879 Oh. Okay. 22 00:01:31,879 --> 00:01:34,359 That's the orange ones, right? 23 00:01:36,078 --> 00:01:37,159 [chuckles] 24 00:01:38,679 --> 00:01:40,599 And it's another tenner to park your Jeep. 25 00:01:41,679 --> 00:01:42,719 Of course. Uh... 26 00:01:43,639 --> 00:01:44,959 - There you go. - [laughs] 27 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,918 Excuse me, love? You do realize he's taking th-- 28 00:01:46,918 --> 00:01:49,079 Uh, why don't you go to the bathroom, Mandy? 29 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,599 Use the big mirror, eh? 30 00:01:53,839 --> 00:01:56,359 You can put lipstick on a pig, Mand. 31 00:01:56,359 --> 00:01:57,799 It's still a pig! 32 00:01:57,799 --> 00:01:59,398 Yeah, yeah, fuck off. 33 00:01:59,398 --> 00:02:01,279 [both laughing] 34 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,319 May I use your bathroom? 35 00:02:05,319 --> 00:02:07,239 Of course, you can, darling! 36 00:02:08,279 --> 00:02:09,278 Ten pounds. 37 00:02:31,399 --> 00:02:32,599 Can I help? 38 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:36,439 Why do you work for a man who speaks to you like that? 39 00:02:36,439 --> 00:02:37,639 No idea, darling. 40 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,279 But it's probably the same reason I married the bastard. 41 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:43,158 Why do you stay married to a man who doesn't love you? 42 00:02:46,519 --> 00:02:48,078 You're weird. 43 00:02:49,239 --> 00:02:51,719 Are you foreign or summat? You don't sound foreign. 44 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:53,799 Sort of. 45 00:02:57,799 --> 00:02:58,999 Can I have some of that? 46 00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:02,719 [sighs] 47 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,599 Just have the lot, darling. 48 00:03:04,599 --> 00:03:06,279 It's cheap shit anyway. 49 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:07,959 And listen. 50 00:03:08,359 --> 00:03:11,118 That fella of mine just stole from you. 51 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:12,999 You do know that, don't you? 52 00:03:27,239 --> 00:03:28,759 [sighs] 53 00:03:32,398 --> 00:03:35,519 You can be a right arsehole sometimes, Carl, you know th-- 54 00:03:35,999 --> 00:03:37,559 [groaning] 55 00:03:38,158 --> 00:03:39,798 What he fuck? 56 00:03:50,879 --> 00:03:52,558 Oi! Stop! 57 00:03:56,679 --> 00:03:57,758 Is everything okay? 58 00:03:57,758 --> 00:03:58,959 Not really, no! 59 00:03:58,959 --> 00:04:00,638 [breathing heavily] 60 00:04:01,119 --> 00:04:02,479 You forgot your bacon sarnie. 61 00:04:03,999 --> 00:04:05,399 That's okay, Mandy. 62 00:04:05,399 --> 00:04:07,559 I've had enough pig for one day. 63 00:04:14,119 --> 00:04:16,159 Argh! Ow... 64 00:04:16,159 --> 00:04:18,318 Oh, God, that got me right in the eye! 65 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:20,359 You know what, 66 00:04:20,359 --> 00:04:22,959 if it's all right with you, I will have that sandwich. Just... 67 00:04:22,959 --> 00:04:25,079 The pig line came to me and I just kind of rolled with it 68 00:04:25,079 --> 00:04:26,958 but I really am quite starving so... 69 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:29,318 Thanks so much, that's really nice of you. 70 00:04:29,318 --> 00:04:30,398 See you. 71 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,519 [engine sputtering] 72 00:04:32,878 --> 00:04:36,239 Oh, just warming the old girl up. [chuckles] 73 00:04:36,239 --> 00:04:37,798 Here we go. 74 00:04:38,719 --> 00:04:40,278 Ooh, oh. [chuckles] 75 00:04:40,278 --> 00:04:41,518 ["Staying Alive" continues playing] 76 00:04:44,039 --> 00:04:48,839 ♪ Life's goin' nowhere Somebody help me ♪ 77 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,879 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 78 00:04:54,999 --> 00:04:57,158 ♪ I'm goin' nowhere ♪ 79 00:04:57,678 --> 00:05:00,519 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 80 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:08,359 [waves splashing] 81 00:05:10,239 --> 00:05:11,599 [thunder rumbling] 82 00:05:56,039 --> 00:05:57,679 [Jay] Look, all I'm saying is, Nick, 83 00:05:57,679 --> 00:05:59,999 you've never been very good with women, have you? 84 00:05:59,999 --> 00:06:01,198 What's that got to do with anything? 85 00:06:01,198 --> 00:06:02,799 Well, you've just been dumped, kid. 86 00:06:02,799 --> 00:06:04,478 Yeah, by someone I was with for three years. 87 00:06:04,478 --> 00:06:05,759 I'm not having a go, mate. I'm just saying that 88 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:07,279 when it comes to girls, 89 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,959 you've always been a duck out of water. 90 00:06:09,399 --> 00:06:11,839 - What? So, completely fine then? - Eh? 91 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,758 Ducks are amphibious, Jay, so they're completely fine in or out of water. 92 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:16,479 - Bullshit. - What do you mean "bullshit"? 93 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:17,999 This is what I'm talking about, bro. 94 00:06:17,999 --> 00:06:21,078 No one cares about all of your University bullshit. 95 00:06:21,078 --> 00:06:23,759 We literally learn that in year two, Jay. That's not even junior school. 96 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,439 Okay, look. The point is, 97 00:06:25,439 --> 00:06:27,199 no matter how clever you think you are, 98 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:30,359 you're never gonna get anywhere 'cause you've got shit clothes. 99 00:06:30,359 --> 00:06:31,679 - Right. - A shit haircut. 100 00:06:31,679 --> 00:06:33,919 - Okay. - And a dick like a burst balloon. 101 00:06:33,919 --> 00:06:36,158 I've got a perfectly average-sized penis, Jay! 102 00:06:37,159 --> 00:06:38,159 [laughing] 103 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,358 - Okay. Do you want to get over Ellie? - Not really. 104 00:06:41,358 --> 00:06:42,638 Do you want to prove that you're the big man? 105 00:06:42,638 --> 00:06:44,079 - Obviously not. - Okay, then you have to speak 106 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:46,318 to the next woman who walks in this pub. Whoever they are. 107 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:48,159 I literally said "no" to both those things. 108 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:50,438 -'Cause you want me to say it? - No. 109 00:06:50,919 --> 00:06:52,078 - I'm gonna. - Don't. 110 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,239 - I will say it. - Don't say it. 111 00:06:53,239 --> 00:06:54,319 - I shall say it. - Please, don't. 112 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:55,599 - I'm gonna say it. - I'd rather you didn't. 113 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:57,958 You're my little bro and... 114 00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:59,119 [sighs] 115 00:07:00,318 --> 00:07:04,199 I love you! 116 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:05,839 [scats] 117 00:07:07,679 --> 00:07:10,158 And I want you to have some fun. All right? 118 00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:13,758 - [clicks tongue] - No! This is not non-negotiable. 119 00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:15,518 You mean it is non-negotiable. 120 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,599 What? 121 00:07:17,158 --> 00:07:18,239 Don't worry. 122 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,878 Whoa, whoa, here we go. Bro, bro, bro, look, look, look. 123 00:07:20,878 --> 00:07:24,878 Welcome, my friend, to the woman of your dreams. 124 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,758 [thunderclap] 125 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:37,318 - [gasps] - [glass breaking] 126 00:07:37,318 --> 00:07:38,878 - I am so sorry. - [men laughing] 127 00:07:38,878 --> 00:07:41,318 I will get you another one at the bar. 128 00:07:41,318 --> 00:07:43,839 Ooh, ooh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. 129 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,319 Ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. 130 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:47,999 - [chuckles softly] - [barman] You all right? 131 00:07:48,318 --> 00:07:50,238 - [sighs] - [whispering] Now, now, now... 132 00:07:50,238 --> 00:07:52,079 - [Kim] Can I have a glass of cider? - [barman] Sure. 133 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:54,039 And whatever the angry looking man 134 00:07:54,039 --> 00:07:55,239 behind me was drinking. 135 00:07:55,239 --> 00:07:56,518 Thank you. 136 00:07:58,559 --> 00:08:00,559 - [whispering indistinctly] - [grunts] 137 00:08:20,838 --> 00:08:21,999 Can I ask you something? 138 00:08:21,999 --> 00:08:23,919 Yes! Yeah, fire away, amigo. 139 00:08:23,919 --> 00:08:25,638 Not amigo. Just friend. 140 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:26,838 Not that we're friends. 141 00:08:26,838 --> 00:08:29,078 Although they do say a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet. 142 00:08:29,078 --> 00:08:30,278 We've technically met, haven't we? 143 00:08:30,278 --> 00:08:33,239 I guess it sort of depends on definitions of like... 144 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:37,879 - Sorry, you had a question. - Yes. 145 00:08:41,678 --> 00:08:43,598 This is definitely a shoe, right? 146 00:08:44,319 --> 00:08:45,439 Yeah... 147 00:08:45,439 --> 00:08:48,039 I mean just... I feel like there's been some sort of a fundamental mistake. 148 00:08:48,039 --> 00:08:50,278 I mean, no one else seems to be wearing them. 149 00:08:50,278 --> 00:08:51,359 Right. 150 00:08:51,359 --> 00:08:53,639 Sorry, it's just that I've never really dressed up 151 00:08:53,639 --> 00:08:56,159 this smart before, and I'm feeling a bit... 152 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,678 Yeah. No, no, no, completely. That's... 153 00:08:57,678 --> 00:08:59,478 It's the same for the one out of She's All That. 154 00:08:59,478 --> 00:09:02,078 - Look what happened there. - What did happen there? 155 00:09:02,078 --> 00:09:03,598 Well, at the start of the film everyone's like, 156 00:09:03,598 --> 00:09:06,878 "she's not all that" and then she pops this dress on by the end 157 00:09:06,878 --> 00:09:08,199 and then everyone's kicking themselves, 158 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,598 'cause they're like, "Ah, it turns out she was all that all along!" 159 00:09:10,598 --> 00:09:12,479 It's a classic. You've got to watch it. 160 00:09:13,998 --> 00:09:15,079 Okay. 161 00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:18,879 I'll put it on my list. 162 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,158 [chuckles softly] 163 00:09:38,359 --> 00:09:39,879 [both chuckle softly] 164 00:10:22,238 --> 00:10:23,239 [gun cocking] 165 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:25,998 - [gunshot] - [birds cawing] 166 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:28,159 [Nicky] Wow, so this was taken on their first date? 167 00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:31,439 Yeah, that's why I wanted this place to be my first pub. 168 00:10:31,439 --> 00:10:33,838 I thought it would be nice to come for a drink here with Dad. 169 00:10:33,838 --> 00:10:35,518 Oh, is he coming down? 170 00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:37,158 Oh, sort of. 171 00:10:37,798 --> 00:10:39,198 You're leaning on him. 172 00:10:39,198 --> 00:10:41,599 [gasps] Oh, God! I'm so... I'm so sorry. 173 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,878 Oh, my God. I... I... 174 00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:44,759 You don't need to apologize to him. He's dead. 175 00:10:44,759 --> 00:10:46,279 - He can't hear you. - [chuckles] 176 00:10:49,878 --> 00:10:51,718 You want to ask me, don't you? 177 00:10:52,078 --> 00:10:53,158 Ask you... 178 00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:55,238 Why this is my first time in a pub? 179 00:10:55,719 --> 00:10:57,078 Or in those shoes? 180 00:10:57,399 --> 00:11:01,038 Or why the only four films, I've seen in my life are Terminator 2, 181 00:11:01,038 --> 00:11:03,959 Shawshank Redemption, Home Alone 2 and Braveheart. 182 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:05,599 Yeah, no, I do, actually. 183 00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:08,639 I'm afraid I've got some bad news, Nicky. 184 00:11:30,238 --> 00:11:31,279 Kim? 185 00:11:40,558 --> 00:11:41,679 Kim? 186 00:11:43,238 --> 00:11:45,838 It's your turn to disembowel dinner when you got a sec. 187 00:11:52,119 --> 00:11:53,199 Kim? 188 00:11:53,199 --> 00:11:54,358 [knock at door] 189 00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:09,318 [Kim] Dear Mum. 190 00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:12,758 I'm sorry for leaving, but I knew that you would try and stop me. 191 00:12:13,838 --> 00:12:15,198 The thing is, 192 00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:18,118 I finally feel ready to try new things. 193 00:12:19,078 --> 00:12:20,759 Work out what's out there for me. 194 00:12:21,358 --> 00:12:22,758 And make things right... 195 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,158 for Dad. 196 00:12:24,518 --> 00:12:25,559 For all of us. 197 00:12:27,798 --> 00:12:29,679 I'm not a little girl anymore. 198 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:31,518 I can look after myself, Mum. 199 00:12:32,798 --> 00:12:34,798 The world is a scary place. 200 00:12:34,798 --> 00:12:36,078 - [whirring] - [gasps] 201 00:12:36,438 --> 00:12:37,718 But it is just like he said 202 00:12:37,718 --> 00:12:41,038 in that beautiful poem he wrote for my 21st birthday. 203 00:12:41,278 --> 00:12:42,958 I've got all my life to live. 204 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:44,718 And all my love to give. 205 00:12:44,718 --> 00:12:46,638 And as long as I know how to love. 206 00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:48,238 I know I'll stay alive. 207 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,398 I will survive, Mum. 208 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:58,958 Love, Kim. 209 00:13:07,358 --> 00:13:09,798 So just to be clear, the end of the world is coming tomorrow? 210 00:13:09,798 --> 00:13:12,158 No. I'm saying it could be tomorrow, 211 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,238 but when it does happen, 212 00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:15,198 the more off grid you are the better chance you'll have. 213 00:13:15,198 --> 00:13:17,718 - So how's it gonna happen? - Nuclear war, probably. 214 00:13:17,718 --> 00:13:20,078 - Oh. - But it could be artificial intelligence. 215 00:13:20,078 --> 00:13:21,519 Polar ice caps melting. 216 00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:23,878 The next outbreak of fish measles could wipe us out entirely. 217 00:13:23,878 --> 00:13:24,959 I'm sorry? Fish... 218 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,918 My mum always says the defining feature of humanity 219 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,078 is impatience. 220 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:29,318 Even for its own destruction. 221 00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:30,518 Our mum always says 222 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,638 that one cheese toastie 223 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:32,718 is never enough, 224 00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:34,598 but two is always too much. 225 00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:36,638 [chuckles] 226 00:13:36,638 --> 00:13:38,838 You're only making fun of me because the government is hiding 227 00:13:38,838 --> 00:13:41,518 how bad it truly is. If you had any idea-- 228 00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:43,518 No, no. I am on your side, bro. 229 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,798 Don't believe their lies, man. 230 00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:46,638 Like, "Yeah guys. Shall we just 231 00:13:46,638 --> 00:13:48,758 get on a spaceship and go 'to the moon.'" 232 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:52,519 As if, man. One giant leap for fucking bullshit, mate. 233 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:53,598 Okay. All right. 234 00:13:53,598 --> 00:13:55,399 So, Kim, you said your mum told you all this? 235 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,558 You think we're wrong then? 236 00:13:57,238 --> 00:13:58,478 Well, no. I'm just saying. 237 00:13:58,478 --> 00:13:59,998 I think even if we are all fucked, 238 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:01,278 I'd rather take my chances 239 00:14:01,278 --> 00:14:02,878 in the real world, than hide away 240 00:14:02,878 --> 00:14:04,278 in the middle of nowhere in a cave. 241 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,358 It's a hut. 242 00:14:05,358 --> 00:14:06,798 My mum only makes me sleep in the cave 243 00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:08,918 when the bald man comes to fix the generator. 244 00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:14,879 Yeah, that thing breaks down a lot. 245 00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:16,519 [bell dinging] 246 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:17,798 What does that mean? 247 00:14:25,358 --> 00:14:27,798 Okay, fun thought. Let's say it is the end of the world 248 00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:29,838 and we all had two weeks to live. What would you do? 249 00:14:29,838 --> 00:14:33,718 Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend on, like, a roller coaster or summat. 250 00:14:33,718 --> 00:14:35,398 - [smirks] - Nice. Nicky? 251 00:14:35,878 --> 00:14:38,318 I would write a lot, paint, 252 00:14:38,318 --> 00:14:39,918 seek out the majesty of nature. 253 00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,038 Oh, really? 254 00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:44,038 No. I'd eat donuts and try to have sex with people. 255 00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:47,078 That's good, because if no one wanted to have sex with you, 256 00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:48,558 then you could just use the donuts. 257 00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:49,918 That was my thinking exactly. 258 00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,318 All right, go on, Kim, what about you? 259 00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:52,958 Um... 260 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,398 Sex and donuts sounds good to me. 261 00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:56,718 Well, then there we are then, guys. 262 00:14:56,718 --> 00:14:58,158 To the end of the world, baby. 263 00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:04,678 [indistinct conversation] 264 00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:19,199 Me and Ellie had been together three years. 265 00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:21,558 Met at Uni. 266 00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,398 You know how it goes. 267 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,438 I guess it wasn't mutual then? 268 00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:29,118 It was, actually. 269 00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:30,278 It was a mutual decision 270 00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:31,718 between her and her new boyfriend. 271 00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:33,318 [both chuckle] 272 00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:35,438 - [alarm beeping] - Oh. 273 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,718 Don't you have to take your pollution pill? 274 00:15:42,078 --> 00:15:43,078 What? 275 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,678 You are immunized, I guess. 276 00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,718 Did your mum give you those by any chance? 277 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,238 Yeah. 278 00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:55,718 I can't believe this your first trip into civilization. 279 00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:57,558 Like... ever. 280 00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:01,518 Well, I did the supply run a few times. 281 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,238 But I guess that's just in and out so... 282 00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:08,598 And why did you decide to leave now? 283 00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:10,358 I haven't left. 284 00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:12,478 I'm going back. 285 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,958 Just felt like now is a good time to... 286 00:16:16,478 --> 00:16:18,478 cross some things off my list, I guess. 287 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,038 You and Jay are quite different then? 288 00:16:23,238 --> 00:16:25,038 Our dad died when we were kids, 289 00:16:25,598 --> 00:16:27,798 so that sort of brought us together. 290 00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:32,038 I'm sorry. I feel bad now. 291 00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:33,118 That's all right. 292 00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,758 He had this landscaping business. 293 00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:39,718 And me and Jay, we've always had this plan to... 294 00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:41,398 resurrect it. 295 00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:43,238 But you don't want to? 296 00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:46,158 I studied English at Uni. 297 00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,398 I've been offered this internship in London. 298 00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:51,598 It's gonna break his heart. 299 00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,278 [typing] 300 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,158 So, how did your dad die? 301 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,398 Heart attack. 302 00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:07,838 Yours? 303 00:17:36,398 --> 00:17:37,438 Yeah, same. 304 00:17:41,158 --> 00:17:42,398 He died when I was six. 305 00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:45,038 That's kind of the reason why me and Mum left in the first place. 306 00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,438 It's funny. 307 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,998 My dad died the exact same day my little cousin was born. 308 00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:54,558 We even passed my aunt in the hospital. 309 00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:59,878 It's like there's a finite amount of love allowed in the world. 310 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:02,238 Exactly. 311 00:18:03,638 --> 00:18:06,558 And you've got a pour a bit out to make room for the next bit. 312 00:18:17,238 --> 00:18:18,238 [Jay] Guys! 313 00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:20,118 Oh, my God! Come quick! 314 00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,798 Yo, yo, I'm serious. You lot need to come right now. 315 00:18:25,558 --> 00:18:27,798 Kim, your mum was right. It's happening. 316 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,518 Dude, it's fucking happening. 317 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:36,038 But it's okay, 'cause I found some donuts in the kitchen. 318 00:18:36,038 --> 00:18:37,118 [chuckling] 319 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,878 [Kim] Oh, my God! 320 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,078 Is this happening right now? 321 00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:45,718 How did it start? 322 00:18:45,718 --> 00:18:48,357 - Kim, there isn't any-- - Chlorinated chicken... 323 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,998 and climate change. 324 00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:54,838 - Combined. - Okay, one of us needs to call the WHO. 325 00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:55,918 - The who? - Exactly. 326 00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:57,718 - What? - Oh, never mind, I need to go. 327 00:18:57,718 --> 00:18:59,038 - Hold on a second. - I just don't believe it. 328 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,678 You spend your whole life thinking the world's gonna end 329 00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:02,558 in the blink of an eye and then suddenly it is. 330 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,238 Okay, seriously, Kim, don't worry, there's nothing actually-- 331 00:19:04,238 --> 00:19:07,078 Nicky, this is such a serious situation. 332 00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,398 There's nothing actually what? 333 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,477 There's nothing actually to-- 334 00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:14,918 that we can do right now. 335 00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:16,918 You're right. 336 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,678 - This isn't funny. - It fucking is! 337 00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:23,758 Jay! 338 00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:26,158 It was just a joke 'cause of the whole sex, doughnuts, 339 00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:28,798 end of the world thing. I didn't think she would actually believe it. 340 00:19:29,678 --> 00:19:30,678 [door closes] 341 00:19:34,598 --> 00:19:35,598 Whoa. 342 00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:41,278 Kim! Kim! 343 00:19:42,677 --> 00:19:43,798 Get in the car. 344 00:19:44,198 --> 00:19:45,957 Don't worry, Dad. There's enough time. 345 00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:54,317 [Jay] Where the hell is she going anyway? 346 00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:56,198 [Nicky] Just shut up and follow her. 347 00:20:32,278 --> 00:20:33,277 Kim! 348 00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:36,837 Kim! Kim! 349 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,397 I can't believe she actually fell for it. 350 00:20:40,397 --> 00:20:42,718 She's probably never seen the internet before. 351 00:20:42,718 --> 00:20:44,237 Of course, she fell for it. 352 00:20:44,237 --> 00:20:45,918 Why didn't she realize on the drive over? 353 00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,598 Because it's the middle of the night, 354 00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:50,198 even if it was true no fucker would be awake to see it. 355 00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,718 Stop worrying, man. 356 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,438 Look, whoever she's gone in there to see 357 00:20:54,438 --> 00:20:56,358 will tell her that it's a joke, and that's that. 358 00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:57,438 What's the problem? 359 00:21:42,038 --> 00:21:44,238 I had the chance to say something and I didn't... 360 00:21:44,238 --> 00:21:45,598 She's gonna think I'm a right dick. 361 00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:46,998 It was just a little joke. 362 00:21:46,998 --> 00:21:48,317 She's gonna think it's hilarious. 363 00:21:48,317 --> 00:21:51,078 - Is she though? - Look, even if she doesn't, 364 00:21:51,358 --> 00:21:53,078 what's the worst that can happen? 365 00:21:59,677 --> 00:22:00,678 [whistles] 366 00:22:00,678 --> 00:22:01,757 [silenced gunshot] 367 00:22:06,837 --> 00:22:07,838 Trust me. 368 00:22:08,638 --> 00:22:10,158 Everything's gonna be fine. 369 00:22:11,278 --> 00:22:12,278 [sighs] 370 00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:13,998 Yeah, I guess you're right. 371 00:23:11,918 --> 00:23:12,917 [sighs] 372 00:23:19,077 --> 00:23:20,197 Ian! 373 00:23:21,277 --> 00:23:23,077 Was that you playing silly bollocks downstairs? 374 00:23:24,997 --> 00:23:26,077 Ian! 375 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:34,238 Ian! 376 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:37,918 Hello, Jimmy. 377 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:40,917 Remember me? 378 00:23:43,598 --> 00:23:46,038 Um... 379 00:23:46,038 --> 00:23:47,798 ["Cheer Up London" playing] 380 00:23:47,798 --> 00:23:50,558 ♪ You're dead, already Dead, dead, already-ready ♪ 381 00:23:50,558 --> 00:23:58,437 ♪ Dead, already Dead, dead, already-ready ♪ 382 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,158 ♪ Dead, already, dead ♪ 383 00:24:02,198 --> 00:24:03,277 ♪ Dead ♪ 384 00:24:08,798 --> 00:24:10,718 ♪ Cheer up, London ♪ 385 00:24:13,157 --> 00:24:16,557 Thank you, good night, see ya!